You just transferred to your new university from Australia and went to your schools football game (football as in soccer) you were watching the players kick around the ball while your best friend who transferred with you was jumping up and down cheering

“The captain Alex is so hot” she said as you look at number 7 and he brought his jersey up to wipe the sweat off his forehead showing off his 6 pack fuck you thought.

“Apparently he’s really mean though” your friend added