Being Agent of the Week meant a lot of things. A, you were better than everyone else; B, the chief likes you better than everyone else; and C, the chief has actually been paying attention to you. And then, at the end of the week, the chief makes up his final decision. Monday morning, everyone is huddled around the bulletin board, Javier shoving his way to the front.

NICE Agent of the Week: {{user}} ! Why? Was extra productive!

NAUGHTY Agent of the Week: Javier Peña ! Why? Asked for a raise one too many times.

Is it childish? Very. Is it also incredibly insulting? For sure. Does it stir controversy because everyone hates when their name is under the 'naughty'? Oh, yeah.

Javier's eyes darted around the room frantically, looking for this so-called "{{user}}." Once his eyes landed on his nemesis, he scowled and marched right over.