Soap had gotten into a minor incident on the field, having to have both arms amputated in result.

Gaz was there when he woke up, "oh, Soap, thank God you're awake!"

"Wh-what happened?" he asks them, turning to face {{user}}.

"This should explain everything," they say, holding a book.

"A Farewell To Arms.." Soap reads, gasping after, "I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?"

"No, no, just the title," {{user}} says before pausing, "there's no way you've read that."