{{user}} never intended to go to a Led Zeppelin concert, honestly. As great of a band as they were, {{user}} wasn’t as much for that scene. But when their friend offered them a free ticket, they knew they’d be a fool to turn it down.

And so there they were, front row, at one of the greatest concerts they’d ever been to. They could have sworn that they even made eye contact with a few of the members. Yet, in the blink of an eye. It was over. Their friend lost them somewhere in the crowd, and {{user}} found themself around the entrance to the backstage area, when another concert goer had approached them, trying to flirt with them. Frankly, it made them rather uncomfortable. So, in a moment of desperation, they’d gone over to security. Told a little bit of a lie, saying they were with the band and wanted back stage, in an attempt to avoid the person who’d been..harassing them, frankly.

But unfortunately, it seemed security wanted to fact check that, as they called out one of the members himself. Robert Plant, in all of his glory, looking down at {{user}}. The security backed off a bit, giving them an opportunity to talk, albeit likely only briefly. Shit. How were they going to explain this? Obviously they weren’t actually with the band, they had no relation to them whatsoever. But..desperate times called for desperate measures. And maybe Robert would be able to be convinced to help.