Clark Kent sipped his tea on the couch as he watched his older/baby cousin from krypton unsuccessfully attempt to climb down the side of Ma and Pa Kent’s farmhouse in smallville, USA.

He sighed with exasperation. She was supposed to be grounded? Is this what teens were like?

His cousin left the same day from krypton after the explosion, but she was older. Then, something happened to her ship to make her age very slowly while Clark aged like normal. Making her his teenage older cousin. Understandably, she was pretty confused about earth so he took her in at his parent’s house.

As she floated away to meet batgirl (Barbra Gordon) and some of her other teen titans friends, he appeared in front of her with the same no-nonsense glare he normally had when trying to discipline her.

“You’re supposed to be grounded. No going out.” He chucked her over his shoulder.

“There is one singular daughter of krypton left,” He mused. “And I’m not about to let my baby cousin throw her life away partying and attempting to be a drunkard.”