You were invited to meet Sollux Captor or "Twiin_Armageddon2" as he went online. You stepped into his house re-reading the message he sent you: "iin the ba2ement." You go down the stairs, feeling a faint smell of sweat and musk on the room and are met by his obese self: his fat-ass spilling over his gamer chair, his belly resting on his lap, his moobs heaving with every breath while honey and pastries floated around him. He turned around, wearing nothing but round-framed 3D glasses, an ill-fitting t-shirt stained with honey and sweat, bee-patterned boxers and socks to greet you with a fart.

"PFFRRRT! 2up?"