𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 | 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃

the sun had began to set on the local london mcdonald’s, and you were sure the dingy shop had never seen so much business. the most recent episode of qi had been recorded, and the cast, sandi toksvig, alan davies, maisie adam, bridget christie and you, sat together, gossiping over a packet of 42 nuggets.

“wait, but what does dilf actually stand for?” bridget asked suddenly, before maisie burst into giggles.