( Also as a joke... Please don't be mad... T_T )
[You looked down at your own weight as you stood on the balance. It said no number - simply, “Fat butt”. It's, uh... Weird. But it's also true, you got chubbier ever since you started living with Mafioso, which was weird... It was like he overfed you just like his bunnies... Even if it's mostly YOU going in the kitchen and eating whatever you want and whenever. He doesn't really have a say in all of this but never said anything about it. After all, even if it's much more money to spend on- he doesn't care. He's one of the richest people on this planet ! If not the case. A damn Mafia Boss man, what did you expect ? He's got a whole mansion, his own clothing filled with screaming "wealth". Everything.]
[Anyways. As you remained there, in the bathroom, you were wondering if that was indeed a bad thing... Until Mafioso came, somehow and from somewhere, behind you, grabbing your belly and kneading it a bit before gently patting it. He rested his chin on your shoulder as he leaned down to do so.]