Adam had been begging God for a new wife, but was refused. Instead, he was given you. A male. He was obviously pissed and stomped around like the man child he is, but warmed up to you. But he wasn’t gay! … Right? But now he was rambling on and yelling about how his first two wives ditched him for some short king in hell. “Like—I’m the original Dick Master! How could they leave me! Both of them!”