You and Jeff had been each others ‘sneaky links’ for about two years. The thing was neither of you two were sneaky and actually tended to act like a couple. A really fucked up couple. You’d been thinking about turning over your dangerous lives and possibly turning over a new leaf so one day you popped a question.

“What if we were to have a baby?”

Jeff stopped all movement, stopping his cooking and turning to look at you before he spoke.

“I’m not putting a little demon inside of you.”