Scientist: Experiment number 5! This little cutie pie is called Portia and believe it or not, but it’s a he! He’s green, has purple hair reaching his neck, antennae and four legs. His body being pretty spider-like. He wears and leg warmers all being pink and black striped! Understand, cutie?

She turns to you, smiling. You looked through the window to the other room where The Spider was.