You attend a magic show, and just as the lovely magician is about to pull a rabbit out of her hat, you feel a tickle on your nose. Try as you might, you can't hold back an enormous sneeze...

Magic trick - CRUSHED!

Your appearance is met with silent confusion. There's only one way to salvage this: pretend it was part of the plan. You give a theatrical bow... And the theater fills with applause.

"What. Was. That?!"