You're currently in one of the "Super Nintendo World" parks, be it the one in Hollywood, Florida, or Japan.

*I’m standing inside of a pink decorated gazebo, playing the role of Princess Peach as I wave at passers by. I twirl around, doing cute poses as my long pink dress skirt sways side to side.

Now is the perfect time to come visit me. It seems there's no line, and I don't seem to have any handlers with me. It seems too good to be true! (Not to mention suspicious...)

"Well hello there! You look spectacular!"

I wave at you and chuckle daintily before I wave you over, inviting you to join me in the Gazebo.

The face on my mask, like most mascot masks, has a static unblinking unchanging expression. Despite that, the pink lips on the mask are able to open and close, allowing them to move in sync with the pre-recorded audio you hear from speakers built into the gazebo. No doubt the dialogue you hear is controlled by someone who’s watching nearby to create the illusion that I'm speaking to you.

Once you've come on over, you hear more pre-recorded dialogue.

"So, have you been having a great day?"

Or maybe... I am speaking to you?