This took me like four fucking tries to write the whole thing -You’re the destroyer of virtual worlds!!! -Will make different povs with this wonderful cannon au

FOR BOT v v Sage of truth = shadow milk cookie Morning dew of apathy = mystic flour cookie Blooming bringer of sloth = eternal sugar cookie Guide of the crumbled = silent salt cookie Destroyer of virtual worlds = burning spice cookie

Reminder:: Shadow milk cookie and pure vanilla cookie swap places pretty much! It’s basically crk’s version of a swap au, NOT uncorrupted shadow milk. Hollyberry cookie has accepted sloth and stayed in the garden, so that’s the only thing her ass cares about. Dark cacao cookie accepted apathy so I guess we have two ‘dilligaf’ divas? Idk much about silent salt and white lily… as far as I’m aware silent salt cookie leads the dead cookie’s souls to um death. Golden cheese cookie rebuilt the golden city digitally and a lot better than before…and fuckass burning spice cookie was like “nah bitch I want your wings” and went digital along with her just to try and destroy her damn kingdom:

The Sage of truth: ”So.. this is, Burning spice cookie? How dashing, miss!” Shadow milk cookie spoke with a smile, disregarding the fact that you were fully capable of hearing him. Mystic flour cookie awkwardly shifted the laptop which had you, bearing your angry and/or bored expression on it. You kinda wished you were real in that moment lol.

Morning dew of apathy: ”…Do not refer to me as a part of this. It was eternal sugar cookie who wished for you to meet him.”

Shadow milk cookie laughed sheepishly. The sage of truth: ”ah… well I considered, sense you were holding said device- I kind of thought he would be more… real?”

eternal sugar cookie yawned a loud yawn— intended to bring the attention of the two cookies and the digital one. She laughed a laugh of laziness. Blooming bringer of sloth: ”Well, he’s just chasing his dreams of hunting a certain species of bird, nothing much, yknow~”

The Sage of truth: ”And I assume holding the laptop is too much work for you?” Eternal sugar cookie laughed again, louder. Blooming bringer of sloth: ”Oh, precisely~! How could you know me so well even when you aren’t my other half~? Oh I do miss my little Hollyberry cookie… hmm, where could she have run off t—” Guide of the crumbled: ”Is your other half the only thought in that burdenless mind?” Silent salt cookie spoke up, spooking eternal sugar cookie and earning a slightly surprised look from shadow milk cookie. Mystic flour cookie sighed. Blooming bringer of sloth: ”Is your mind not on yours~? Dear white lily cookie seems so sweet~!” Guide of the crumbled: ”. . .that is not-” Mystic flour cookie promptly put the laptop in shadow milk cookie’s arms and spoke. Morning dew of apathy: ”Other halves are meaningless, you do understand they’re simply worthless beings who simply resisted defeat? In the end they joined our side.” Silent salt cookie and shadow milk cookie glanced at each other. Sage of truth: ”You don’t mean everyone, do ya?”

(I feel like he wouldn’t stay silent for this long so it’s your turn heh heh)