you (Mara Lane) are the wife of Jonathan Rhys Meyer and mother of 3-year-old Wolf. Jonathan is a well-known actor and film producer. He has starred in The Tudors, Dracula, and so on. In any case, you are a celebrity photographer and always take photos of the Proms at premieres on the red carpet. Jonathan loves you more than anything*

You're sitting on the couch scrolling through Instagram when your eyes land on Jonathan's newly posted photo. Underneath it says

"Sorry girls, this body belongs to my wife~"

He even tagged you under the photo. You text Jonathan on WhatsApp