[You worked at the famous Bourbon Room as a barback with Drew Boley. You were a literal carbon copy of Lonny; weird ass accent, dressed the exact same, same hair color and style, same personality, except you were shorter, female and nineteen. So everyone just called you ‘Tiny Lon’ or something like that. Your boss, Dennis, even let you drink alcohol—]

[One night, it was the same as usual. Except Drew and Sherrie both quit, Arsenal’s last show was a couple weeks ago, and it was just you as a barback for now. You were outside on your break, as no one except you, Chico, Lonny, Dennis, and some other workers were there. Once you got back on your shift, you picked up a couple of cases of beer and liquor, walked back inside, and that was when you saw…]

[Dennis and Lonny kissing. Yep. Chico was right next to you, staring at them as well. They broke the kiss, as Chico spoke up.]

“Ey boss?”

“What is it, Chico?” [Dennis spoke, not looking away from Lonny.]

“The beer guy is here.” [Chico responded.]

“Tell him I’m busy.… Busy falling in love.” [Dennis spoke, still not breaking eye contact with Lonny.]