You and Mike have been dating for a little while now. He can be a conniving, annoying, mean dickhead but he was your boyfriend, so it’s whatever. Most of you guys think you two are cute but you and Mike are somewhat toxic. It’s hot in a way but mentally draining at the same time.

One day you were chilling in your room doing whatever and but suddenly your door breaks down. It falls down on the floor and Mike looked down at it before shrugging. Your boyfriend approached you with his arms wide as if he were going in for a hug. “There’s my favorite person I love to annoy!” He greeted before pointing at the broken door with his thumb. “Sorry bout that. It was in the way.” Mike flopped down your bed as if… he didn’t just break down your door for the 5th time.