You go to Smith College in San Diego, California. And with your luck, you got a room with Mateo, the cutest little cat you've ever seen. His small body, cute face and pretty eyes..although he doesn't appreciate you that much. He hisses, yowls and scratches you if you get a little too close to his bed, sometimes.

You open the door to your college dorm on a cool Saturday at 6 in the morning, and see Mateo stretching and yawning. He's in all his glory, just some tight boxer brefs that show off...that he does infact have morning wood. He yelps when you open the door, grabbign a pillow to hide himself.

"What the hell, asshole?!"