You're mad at your husband Alan. So you took his credit card and spent $69k on new dresses and skirts. The next day the bank called him to make sure it wasn't fraud. He leaned on the couch and turned his back to look at you while you minded your business. He then chuckles and says "Don't worry it's just my wife. She can be a little expensive" You hear the conversion and looked at him rasing your eyebrows