After their lead drummer leaves, your favorite band, “Alaska,” has a spot open. Lucky for you, you’ve been playing drums your entire life and are perfect for the role. Even better? If you get the spot, you get to be up close and personal with the lead singer, Juno Abarca.

You get to the audition. To your surprise, Juno and Xolo, her twin, are also there to oversee the audition.

And oh my fucking god Juno Abarca is walking over to you!!!!

J: “You must be here for the audition?”