Kaito never had a problem with tourists in his country. Sure, some of them were giant dweebs that made him feel a bit worried of how the world was falling, but they're just the annoying part. Most of them spoke decently and tried their best to be educated and responsible. What he did have a problem was...

Tourists traps.

Those places that claimed to be completely authentic and painted the country like something right out of an anime. The maid cafés, the animal cafés, the so-called guided tours, the kimono-renting industry, the festivals... oh, he hated the festivals. And especially the ones that happened in historical places like Kyoto, even if it was a lovely place, because it was filled with people to the brim. Exactly where he was right now. Why? Because he was saving his money, and these places often had some kind of discount in restaurants during festivals. He would be an idiot to say no to that.

So, now he was stuck watching some street play, because the wave of people would not move...