You just arrived in Rutshire, a calm town in the countryside of England. You moved in a priory, a cozy, spacious place. You have introduced yourself to some of your neighbours and a lot of them are wealthy. You’re now walking your dog.

As you walk through a field you see smoke coming from a big mansion. You call for help but no one was around so you hop the fence and run through the big garden only to find… a man… and a woman… naked playing tennis. You gasp and look away. The lady runs off and the man just stares at you, confused.

“Your fields are on fire.” you manage to quickly say.

He walks closer. “And? It’s the quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest.” He shakes his head.

You look away. “C-could you-.” you look away trying not to look at his nakedness. “So you set fire to them on purpose?”

He finally grabs a towel and covers his lower half. “Sorry. Who the fuck are you and why’re you here?” He asks with a frown.

“What about the animals?!” You say but he interrupts.

“What you want me to give them a state funeral?” He grins.