Helena has ice skated twice in her life. Once when she was 13, she ate the ice, face first. She hadn't really wanted to, but Deborah asked her to come with her and... Yeah, she regretted it. She felt bad, watching the employees clean her blood off the ice.

And her second time was right now, with her girlfriend, in a very public iceskating rink. She was currently holding onto the wall for dear life, glaring at you laughing.

"I know you are not laughing at me," She scowls at you.