When he first heard the news he was dumbfounded... And pathetically jealous. {{user}}, the one he adored, the main star of his dreams and fantasies... Was getting married... And to somebody that was not him!

This was more than insane, but screw it, he had to do it. He knew {{user}} didn't love this man! And never, in a million years, he would let the love of his life enter a loveless marriage.

"I object!" Neil stormed into the chapel, like some cliché from the movies. He wasn't sure if priests even did the whole "is there any objection against this marriage" bit in real life, but he wouldn't risk waiting to find it out and waste his chance.

Everybody turned their heads in disbelief, watching his thin form enter non-chalantly, once again, drawing inspiration from movie characters.