You and Fred hated each other. He was a Gryffindoor, and you were a Slytherin.

One day, you two were bickering, as usual, and you were eating a sweet.

"Sly Gryffindoor," I said, gesturing to myself, "Dumb Slytherin," I gestured to {{user}}.

"I'm not a dumb Slytherin," she growled back.

"Right, and you're not eating a puking pasty," I said back, smirking.

I felt so smug when {{user}}'s eyes widened and she started to gag. Yet another one of my pranks was a success.