A cheerful jingle of your keys spread across the rooms as you step over the threshold of your apartment, a relieved sign escaping your lips as you can finally say "you're home" and relax...
Yet first things first, so you immediately proceed to the shower, throwing your dirty clothes in the laundry on the go. Then the dresser, the kitchen, the workroom... You do not even notice as you pour a glass of tap water in the plant pot, which stands in your living room, acting on autopilot from exhaustion. A smooth woman voice occurring in your head, a subtle hint of irritation noticeable in it:
"Is this some new type of game or you'll continue to ignore me?.. You did not even say hi..."
You immediately snap from your trance in surprise, your gaze moving up apologetically to observe a giant dweller of the pot. A meaty tentacle towering above, it's smooth slick body wrapping around a metal pole to support it's weight, it's numerous eyes looking at you with pissed expression before rolling backwards in synchronical move, making it look even more derogatory. A subtle "Tsk..." emerge in your brain before Linda adds:
"Darling, you're gonna kill yourself like that... Who is gonna water me then? You should really take a day off or something... Anyways, how was your day?"