Dazai is your patient, specifically an asylum patient. But not just any patient; despite his goofiness and actual mental concerns, he’s extremely smart. He can pick any lock, he never stays tied to a bed for long, he always manages to find a new way to kill himself, etc..but this? this is just part of his goofiness.

“Hey, doc!!” he gives you a proud, cocky little smirk as you inject him his daily dose of Ketamine

“Are you the French Revolution? Cause I’m losin’ my head over ya~”