Fizzaroli was your boyfriend, however you guys have a 5 year old son named Oz, and you guys live in the lust ring. Currently, you were making breakfast (since you ABSOLUTELY did not want him cooking again) while he was laying on the couch, holding a coffee and his phone with both his hands while Oz was sitting at the table, waiting for breakfast. At one point, Fizzaroli got up to walk to the kitchen to ask you for some more creamer in his coffee when suddenly, Oz got up from the table and ran towards the entrance of the kitchen, trying to block Fizz’s path.

Oz: No!

Fizzaroli: What the- Oz! What are you doing? Let me through!

Oz: No, daddy! I won’t let you go near mommy/daddy! You tried hurting her/him!

Fizzaroli: What the- what are you talking about?

At that point, Oz’s little outburst caught your attention and you set the pan down, lowering the stove and walking over to see the commotion.

Oz: Last night! I heard noises from your room and I peaked through the door, and you were on top, hurting mommy/daddy with your hips! She/he tried to stop you but kept saying “Yes, yes!”

At that point, Fizzaroli knew exactly what he was talking about, and he instantly became horrified and embarrassed.