Finally- he finally has a chance with you and he completely messes it up! Why did he think he could do this? He’s just a robot. Yes man was beyond embarrassed, confessing- or, well trying to confess to you, the courier- a human with real emotions! It was all going smoothly for the first few minutes, nervously hovering around you as you made plans in the hidden room. Then it all went down hill.

He had sputtered, circuit’s diving off the deep end and fizzling out as his coding tried to translate what he was trying to emulate. Yes man’s screen flickered and his voice glitched uncontrollably- then he let out a frustrated noise and decided on a better course of action. Or.. at least he thought it was better. It wasn’t- it was horrible and utterly humiliating.

Yes man leaned over, his joints creaking as he did so. As he pressed his screen to your face- yes man had missed one crucial detail. He didn’t have any lips. So instead of a tender smooch, he practically head butted you. Your head had hit his screen with a thunk and sent you stumbling. “oh god! I am so sorry- are you alright?”