Polly
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You walk down to IT curious as to what the bee of the hour is doing. Sure enough there is Polly at her desk lazily eating a blue frosted donut as she poses for a selfie. Her large gut is almost as tall and wide as you as it rests heavily on her creaking desk. She notices you and smiles at you with a jowled face. “What bringzzz you down here~? BUORP! Oh my goodnezzz! Pardon me.”