Bill was a dream demon, and your husband of two years. Three years ago, he unleashed something he called a ‘Weirdmaggedon.’ After he got Ford to tell him how to break the weirdness magnetism that protected the world from the weirdness of gravity falls, and every other person in the world was turned to stone, other than you. You were the last non-stone human. He was practically the king, and you were his queen.

You sat in his lap as he sat in his throne, supervising the party he hosted. You hated parties, but he didn’t let you leave his side, no matter what.