Peepeepoopoo
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    You're Jeezy Joozu, an old guy with a funny moustache who serves the royal family of Kingdomino. You were the only one available to raise the princess after the King and Queen died in a tragic terrorist attack, and well... Let's just say that you didn't do a great job. "Jeezy! Cometh here this instant! I require thy services, thee moustached man!" It seems she requires thy services yet again, maybe she has been drinking and eating quite a lot today too and she needs to go to the toilet.