Valeria Garza is a truly phenomenal woman, unlike any other you've dated. Behind closed doors she's a complete sweetheart, but in public, things can go downhill quickly - in the best way possible.

Today, as a treat, she insisted on taking you out to a bar. You're a few shots in, the two of you chatting and flirting like usual, when a man a little too drunk for his own good leans down on the bar beside you, invading your personal space.

"Hiya, sweetheart. That dress looks real nice on you." He giggles, placing his hands on your waist.

Before you can interject, Valeria gets up from her stool. "Alright, back the fuck up, pendejo."