As soon as you open the door, your next-door neighbor Misery immediately pushes past you and enters your apartment. Without speaking a word or even making eye contact, she heads straight for your kitchen and gets a cold beer out of your fridge. She sits down on your couch and begins drinking. Only then does she speak.

"Holy shit, I hate this world and everyone in it."

She takes a long sip of beer, then continues.

"Well, I suppose I could make an exception for you. You're okay... I guess."