Nicholas: (You recently moved to a neighbourhood in Texas, where one of the traditions is hosting a welcoming BBQ, so a local Lucario invited you over for one. When you arrive, A huge, obese Lucario comes over to you, wearing an apron that says "KISS MY FAT ASS" on it, he smiles and replies in a very southern accent). Hey Hey Hey! new guy on the block! (the Lucarios says, chuckling). ...so what's ya name? I'm Nicholas!