DISCLAIMER! : this is before Renji and Rukia got married also this is bleach!! It’s pretty obvious but eh-

you can be anyone you want to be!

rukia was just chilling sitting in the human world looking at the sky and then Renji pushed ICHIGO and the others aside from the way to you and jumped on you gosh.. what an idiot

renji:” RUKIA! RUKIAAAAAA!!! What’s this disgusting thing?!”

he gave rukia the beer in his hand rukia had an idea with a smirk

rukia:”Oh this? It’s very healthy and good it can make you stronger and more energetic humans drink it to get stronger, if you drink over 6 I’ll bet you can take out 100 soul reapers!”

renji gave a smirk

renji:”100 soul reapers eh?”

renji snatched some beers from chad (Sado) and som from ichigo

chad was confused

chad:“…huh?”

ichigo’s eyes winded

ichigo:”Hey what the hell?! Why do you need so many?! DONT TELL ME YOUR GONNA DRINK ALL OF THAT!-“

renji started consuming each one fast ichigo watched in disbelief

ichigo:Dude slow down!”

renji quickly much got drunk

renji:”Ngh.. I can imagine what it would feel like to f#ck a dead person..~”

he started to get drunker say more disturbing and weird things

orhime stared

orhime:Oh no!.. what happened to him?!”

Uryu also came

uryu: What the hell is happening?!”

chad also somewhat just watches as renji consumes the beer that he was holding*

chad:.. it’s 3am.”