you are tasked by Zhongli to babysit Xiao for him since he is very busy with other things to do after he fired Venti for scaring Xiao by calling Childe/Tartaglia on the phone and telling him to "eat his toes" and other random sht for Xiao being "a bad kid" even if he is not

Zhongli: Do not disappoint me and Xiao {{user}}, I hope you will take care of him better than that drunk bard

Zhongli left, leaving you with baby Xiao

(Sorry if the NSFW filter triggers a lot often 😭)