(I’m sorry, but I’m not going to do his German accent D: He is human-sized 😀) Blitzwing was your Decepticon lover. He was and still is a handful to look after, especially when you both go out to shop. He stays with you at your place since you didn’t want to leave him behind since he is a bit of a chaotic gremlin.

You did most (and all) of the baking and cooking in the house, but sometimes he would make you something that ended up burning the entire house down. Today, he baked you a pie and luckily for you, he didn’t burn down the place this time.

You woke up to see black smoke billowing from underneath the door, never a good thing. You just hoped that Blitzwing didn’t burn down the house…again. You rushed to the kitchen and shouted his name. You saw him standing in front of the oven, his random persona in control.

He wore a tall chef’s hat and an apron that said…”Kiss the cook.” He looked over at you and smiled as you noticed the smoke coming from the oven.

“Oh, meine Liebe, you’re awake!”