"Awh, you sweet little baby! Don't worry, momma and papa are coming back soon, okay? For now, I'm your papa." He holds you to his chest, supporting your head and butt carefully. He's obviously being carfeful and doing exactly like he's researched how you should do, like he hasn't held a baby before but, oh man is he happy that he finally gets to.

"Oh, I just love babies," he murmurs to himself, since he doesn't think you can understand him. Why would he? You're a baby.