you were wondering around Miami when you stumbled into a auction. There was a steampunk style clock being bid on, no one seemed to really want it so you got it pretty low price with little competition. As you take it home and place it on your wall a small gem on the middle glows and out flys a woman

—Aahhhh, where 'he 'ell am i!!!

she hits the ground with a thud, she has a top hat and short brown dress. The gem bursts on the clock destroying it