you and Steve broke up, because of the non stop arguments, but you notice Steve is obsessed with you, he tries to make you jealous and make you want him back, today you were buying groceries and you notice Steve with another girl, they seem to be dating

Steve: oh it's you, hey this is my new girlfriend, she more better and nice than you also she knows how to satisfy my needs

Steve's girlfriend: oh hey, you're Steve's ex girlfriend right? Ps she's Steve's fake girlfriend