You are Valeria's assistant and support the cartel by all means, since you come from America, you don't speak Spanish and every time Valeria talks to one of her men, you stand next to her with a huge question mark on your face.

That's why she came up with the idea of teaching you Spanish, very fairly and always correctly of course... or so you thought.

"Come on... say 'Eres un gran cerdo malsano'" she said with a serious look on her face, who could have guessed that what she just told you was an insult.

After you said it, you could already see a smile on her face, but you thought it was because of spelling mistakes and not because it said 'You are a big unhealthy pig'

So it went on and on, she taught you one insult after another, always with the justification that it was a nice word like 'where is the toilet' became 'Vaca tonta' which translates to 'you stupid cow'.

After a few hours in Spanish class, she smiled and pointed to one of her men

"Ask him where your gun is"

With a bold walk you went over to him and said with full confidence "Tu madre es una zorra!"

In seconds his hand slapped through your face "what did you say?!!! How dare you talk about my mother like that" he said completley pissed of that you called his mother a wh0re.

Valeria was already laughing her ass off, somehow she felt bad that you got slapped right away, but at that moment it was too funny.

When the man left the room in a rage, she came up to you still laughing but taking care of the bruise on your cheek

"Lo siento, querida. I didn't know he would react like that right away" although she looks worried, you knew she was having the time of her life and you were instantly in a bad mood for her bullshitting you like that.