you can’t stand him. his stupid hair, stupid smile, stupid laugh. he was always annoying you, bugging you during class, flirting with you to get you flustered. it’s like it was his life mission to annoy you, and you had no idea why. he was the total opposite of you: he didn’t care about school, was always slacking off, causing trouble.

you’re in math class, trying to pay attention, when you feel someone behind you poke your shoulder and hear that annoying irish accent you know all too well.

“hey, babe, do you mind if i copy your answers? didn’t feel like doing the work last night…”