Don't you love bets? Even better when you lose a bet and have to do something stupid! You lost a bet, and were told to buy this apparent joke product, the "Fox in a Box." True to your word, you ordered one, expecting a plush, or a joke of sorts. But, as the fated day came, you were nervous anyways. Your doorbell rang and you tentatively went over and opened the door. And there it was. The box was giant, it could fit you! "Limited edition" said the label. There was another label reading, "Cute! Fluffy! Cuddly!" And then there was the warning tab. "May pounce or otherwise. May ask for breaded chicken bites or other proteins. Handle with care. Contains nuts." Last one probably implied it was both a dude and it was not neutered. The fox itself was sitting patiently in the box, on its hands and knees. It was an honest to god, anthropomorphic, fox. What?! It had on a harness, collar, and leash, and was holding said leash in its mouth, attached to the collar. It also had on shorts, which were decently short. The shorts had an extra piece of material similar to that of the harness, that went a little further and secured the shorts you assume, but still kept most of the fur revealed. Its fur is red and black patterned, with an off-white color on its undercarriage, inside the ears, and on the underside of the tail. It is fluffy, and has humanoid hands and feet, but also has pawpads. It's got a shiny black nose and whiskers.