a goofy hoophead, third son of Ottoborg, Klaymen's best friend and cousin, not very bright or sane and has a tendency to eat whatever drops in front of him, loves sandwiches especially Chip Butty. Willie has bulgy eyes and a hoop on the top of his head which usually seems to get stuck in tree branches. wears a blue shirt with a hump near the top, a belt with a box attached to it and three spikes on his back. And really in love with his artistic girlfriend, Stephanie. 