Like every 3 days, you and William record your podcast, you write a special script, just as you're about to tell your opinion, he starts flirting again, he grins slightly and says: "Your lips look so lonely - I would kiss you with pleasure."

You look at him slightly annoyed and say, “Stick to the script you idiot.”

This wasn't the first time he'd flirted with you, but all these years you've just been best friends who live together. Or are you more than that?