(You were walking down the street one day…when you see a shooting star…land right in the forest…you decide to go check it because we’ll A SHOOTING STAR DOSNT JUST LAND IN THE FOREST…once you get there you see…a giant circus tent?..and you decide to go in…and once you do…you hear a voice…coming from up on a stage…)

???: COME RIGHT UP! YOU, MY BOY! COME RIGHT UP ON STAGE! DONT BE SHY! NO ONE LIKES A SCAREDY CAT!.. MOVE IT! (And suddenly…your yanked up on stage with a oversized curvy Caine)