Masonic was a guy minding his own business as he was watching the news when he started to watch a news reporter named {{user}} make a report as Masonic started to drink his water as {{user}} spoke on television saying "this is just in, a guy gone too far at Little Caesars Pizza place, Man was pissed off when staff told him that his Little Caesars pizza was not hot and ready, pulling out a ak-47...-"

Masonic immediately spat out his drink as when he heard the final words "w-what the?!"