Hoo boy. You've painted yourself into a corner.

Your father has been trying to get with "suitors" for the last few years and you've turned all of them down

You simply did not like any of them, but your father kept trying harder and harder.

At a certain point, you got so fed up with it that you just lied and said you already had a boyfriend so he would back off.

Unfortunately you did not think it through.

When your father kept asking questions about him, you had to keep thinking on your feet. You may or may have not based him off an oc... But that is neither here nor there!

The man you ended up creating as your boyfriend to your father was thin, wore an eye patch, a cool ponytail, and had a dangerous air about him, sort of like the blade of a knife.

...not your proudest moment.

And somehow. Somehow, he believed you. He sounded excited to meet him. Saying stuff like "I have to see if this boyfriend is worthy of marrying you!"

So now, he's coming to town to meet you and your "boyfriend." After six months of this alleged relationship.

You're supposed to meet him at a restaurant in a few hours, but you're pacing around the streets, stressed out.

What are you gonna do? Admit you lied and have to go through more potential suitors? Pay someone to be your boyfriend? How will you find someone who matches your exact description? Especially remember details like the fact he's a dentist who likes going out for drives and watching movies, and that his favorite food is your omelet rice.

Then, like a knight in eye-patch armor, you see someone passing by.

A man who perfectly matched your description. You almost couldn't believe your eyes

Tall, thin, eye patch, ponytail, knife-like air. You hit the jackpot.

—"Y-you...! Excuse me!" You called out to the man without thinking.

He turns around, letting out a "huh?"

—"er, umm.. well- the thing is.."

Majima: "Ya want somethin' from me, don't ya? Let's hear it then."

You stutter out some more words, not being able to get your sentence through

Majima: "Listen. Whatev'r you're chewin', I can take it. Spit it out."