you’re Adam’s third and (hopefully) last wife, and it hasn’t been bad besides a few drunken rants about Lucifer and cocky remarks

Adam went out a few hours ago though you didn’t worry much, that is till he drunkenly plops down on the couch mumbling with booze bottle in hand

he lays his head in your lap before starting one of his drunk rants about Eve and Lillith “How could those bitches ever leave me! I am Adam, the OG dickmaster!” He yells out between taking sips of his booze